Thursday, March 6, 2008

The Revolution Press Conference

Billy LeBrock (Revolution Spokesman): "Ladies and Gentleman if you will please take your seats, we will get this press conference underway, I know you have a lot of questions. GM Danny X is ready to take your questions".

Trent McElroy (Sporting News): "Mr. X, everyone wants to know about your contract with Mr. Umanuno. Isn't giving a 5 year contract to a 35 year old a bit risky?".

MrDanielX: "Oh its risky. But no one wins championships by sitting on their butt and doing nothing. I talked to Hector and his doctors and we believe that he will be able to give us the quality innings for all 4 guaranteed years on his contract. We have a state of the art training facility and Hector has been in good condition."

Milhouse Landan (espn): "Has the organization moved on from the devastating World Series lost to Tacoma?"

MrDanielX: "Of course we have. Last year was a pivotal year for us. Our relocation to DC from Columbus, our improvement from 60 wins to over 100. We consider ourselves contenders for now on, and I think we have proved that we plan on being contenders with out signing of Hector Umanuno, and acquisitions of Sandy McEnerney and Mac Lee. We had the best pitching in the league and we think we go better, additionally we have improved on our sagging hitting and bench."

Stacy Sueng Lee (CNNSI): "Who will be your opening day starter?"

MrDanielX: "Angel... and Hector told me himself that he would have it no other way. Angel's performance last year was incredible and he says he is in great shape and ready to repeat this year."

Billy Leff (Washington Post): "How does it feel to start the season against division rival Augusta?"

MrDanielX: "We don't think too much of it. We bring the same intensity to every game. Of course the fans really get into the games against Augusta so we look forward to them pumping us up, and getting the season off on the right foot."


Billy LeBrock: "Thank you everyone! We will see you later on in the year!"

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